She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
