New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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