Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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