Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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