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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
you never un-have a 4some
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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