Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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