closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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