I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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