I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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