that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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