Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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