My room smells like vodka and shame
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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