did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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