im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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