Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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