Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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