Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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