Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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