whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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