What a fucking waste of an outfit
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize
