Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's official drugs can't kill me
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
