Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I wish i was in the wii world.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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