awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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