Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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