I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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