I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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