Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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