Me too!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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