Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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