I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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