i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
