I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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