i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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