I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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