Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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