I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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