woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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