that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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