did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Alive.
So much puke
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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