I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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