Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
