it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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