I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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