But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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