There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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