we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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