Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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