This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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