just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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