Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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